December 2011
4 posts
Dec 29th
1 note
Dec 26th
493 notes
Just got done being a stereotypical Jew and eating Chinese food Christmas day. Now to see a movie.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
I love North Carolina.
I’d love to be further west back in Asheville, but at least I’m close to Raleigh/the coast and that’s pretty awesome.
Dec 1st
November 2011
2 posts
So.
3 months after my good truck got struck by lightning on I-40, I finally got it back today. Tomorrow I fire my insurance company, and now I don’t have to drive my 21-year-old mud truck and its 8 local miles per gallon to work every day. Life’s getting better and better every day. I’ve been in the service a year and a half now, getting used to the fact that what I do now is what...
Nov 16th
6 notes
October 2011
4 posts
Definitely off-roaded my Bronco through a civil war battleground today. I may or may not have had my rear tires on/around Confederate army trenches.
Oct 11th
1 note
Oct 5th
2 notes
Oct 3rd
Oct 3rd
September 2011
2 posts
Do we have any NC tumblrs?
I’m in the mood to hang out with some strangers.
Sep 30th
1 note
I am, at this very moment, the most bored I have...
That is all.
Sep 1st
August 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Aug 18th
94 notes
WatchWatch
Anderson Cooper loses it and giggles like a school girl.
Aug 18th
3 notes
Aug 17th
I kinda miss you, tumblr.
Take me back?
Aug 17th
June 2011
3 posts
Jun 22nd
49 notes
Does anyone who follows me draw?
As in.. tattoos? I’ve got a really awesome idea but no way to make it real. Help?
Jun 7th
i wish there were more people on tumblr from nc.
There’re a few.
Jun 4th
6 notes
May 2011
4 posts
People of America,
Kindly stop being so fat. Love, Zak
May 19th
Only able to sleep every other day.
Just got put back on day shift for two weeks, fuck this, I want the night shift back.
May 11th
WatchWatch
Movin to the country, gonna shoot me a lot of Malatov cocktails.
May 9th
May 9th
1 note
April 2011
3 posts
Apr 7th
Why anonymous?
Apr 6th
I basically write a sentence a month on this...
Woke up with a booze headache on a wet, lukewarm Columbus morning stinking of cheap bourbon and regret. There’s that feeling in my gut that either means I got in a fight that stirred up the drinks after I put them away or I made a life-altering bad decision. All signs point to the latter, but who knows. There’s a certain spice added to life when, first thing every morning, you wake to gather where...
Apr 6th
March 2011
2 posts
You try hard or you die hard, nobody gives a good...
Mar 30th
Wow. Different.
Mar 2nd
February 2011
4 posts
Feb 10th
1 note
Feb 9th
1 tag
Feb 9th
3,386 notes
Uneasy.
Feb 7th
January 2011
11 posts
1 tag
“Women are psychological terrorists.”
– Tiffany Schreiber
Jan 25th
I’m chiefly in the market lately for whatever will make me unconscious the fastest and most effectively. Hard, droning, drawn out work does the trick most days, followed by bourbon and axe swinging to build up the fire at home. I’m in the market for whatever will let me forget this time as it happens. These are no longer the formative years of carefree youth, travel and delinquency,...
Jan 25th
1 tag
Really fucking pissed off at the military today.
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
821 notes
Jan 11th
“the illusion comes when every manwomanchild thinks hesheit was born to be...”
– Anonymous
Jan 11th
Fuck it.
Jan 9th
2 tags
Jan 7th
1 note
That which does not kill me is nevertheless a roaring pain in the ass.
Jan 5th
1 tag
Jan 3rd
1 tag
Not a good start, 2011. Not a good start at all.
Jan 2nd
December 2010
37 posts
Listenmartinsexton: pie0: Keller Williams - Rainy...
Dec 26th
Fuck holidays.
Dec 25th
2 tags
Dec 25th
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
I'm in the only room in my house that has heat...
Which is the bathroom. Why? Because of the tiny electric heater in the ceiling.
Dec 13th
Listenmuppetpants: Portishead - Glory Box ...
Dec 12th
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