December 2011
4 posts
Just got done being a stereotypical Jew and eating Chinese food Christmas day. Now to see a movie.
I love North Carolina.
I’d love to be further west back in Asheville, but at least I’m close to Raleigh/the coast and that’s pretty awesome.
November 2011
2 posts
So.
3 months after my good truck got struck by lightning on I-40, I finally got it back today. Tomorrow I fire my insurance company, and now I don’t have to drive my 21-year-old mud truck and its 8 local miles per gallon to work every day.
Life’s getting better and better every day. I’ve been in the service a year and a half now, getting used to the fact that what I do now is what...
October 2011
4 posts
Definitely off-roaded my Bronco through a civil war battleground today. I may or may not have had my rear tires on/around Confederate army trenches.
September 2011
2 posts
Do we have any NC tumblrs?
I’m in the mood to hang out with some strangers.
I am, at this very moment, the most bored I have...
That is all.
August 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Anderson Cooper loses it and giggles like a school girl.
I kinda miss you, tumblr.
Take me back?
June 2011
3 posts
Does anyone who follows me draw?
As in.. tattoos? I’ve got a really awesome idea but no way to make it real.
Help?
i wish there were more people on tumblr from nc.
There’re a few.
May 2011
4 posts
People of America,
Kindly stop being so fat.
Love, Zak
Only able to sleep every other day.
Just got put back on day shift for two weeks, fuck this, I want the night shift back.
Movin to the country, gonna shoot me a lot of Malatov cocktails.
April 2011
3 posts
Why anonymous?
I basically write a sentence a month on this...
Woke up with a booze headache on a wet, lukewarm Columbus morning stinking of cheap bourbon and regret. There’s that feeling in my gut that either means I got in a fight that stirred up the drinks after I put them away or I made a life-altering bad decision. All signs point to the latter, but who knows. There’s a certain spice added to life when, first thing every morning, you wake to gather where...
March 2011
2 posts
You try hard or you die hard, nobody gives a good...
Wow. Different.
February 2011
4 posts
1 tag
Uneasy.
January 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Women are psychological terrorists.
– Tiffany Schreiber
I’m chiefly in the market lately for whatever will make me unconscious the fastest and most effectively. Hard, droning, drawn out work does the trick most days, followed by bourbon and axe swinging to build up the fire at home. I’m in the market for whatever will let me forget this time as it happens. These are no longer the formative years of carefree youth, travel and delinquency,...
1 tag
Really fucking pissed off at the military today.
the illusion comes when every manwomanchild thinks hesheit was born to be...
– Anonymous
Fuck it.
2 tags
That which does not kill me is nevertheless a roaring pain in the ass.
1 tag
1 tag
Not a good start, 2011. Not a good start at all.
December 2010
37 posts
Fuck holidays.
2 tags
I'm in the only room in my house that has heat...
Which is the bathroom.
Why?
Because of the tiny electric heater in the ceiling.